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var Quotation=new Array() // do not change this!

// Set up the quotations to be shown, below.
// To add more quotations, continue with the
// pattern, adding to the array.  Remember
// to increment the Quotation[x] index!

Quotation[0] = "One barrel of wine can work more miracles than a church full of saints - Italian Proverb";
Quotation[1] = "What is man, when you come to think upon him, but minutely set, ingenious machine for turning with infinite artfulness, the red wine of Shiraz into urine. - Isak Dineson";
Quotation[2] = "The taste of good wine is remembered long after the price is forgotten - Hubrecht Duijker";
Quotation[3] = "Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of civilisation - Werumeus Buning";
Quotation[4] = "Wine maketh glad the heart of man... - Psalm 104:15";
Quotation[5] = "Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter, sermons and soda-water the day after - Lord Byron";
Quotation[6] = "What is the definition of a good wine? It should start and end with a smile - William Sokolin";
Quotation[7] = "Give me wine to keep me clean from the weather-stains of care - Ralph Waldo Emerson";
Quotation[8] = "Wine is the most healthful and most hygenic of beverages - Louis Pasteur";
Quotation[9] = "Wine nourishes, refreshes and cheers... Wherever wine is lacking, medicines become necessary - from The Talmud";
Quotation[10] = "Wine gives courage and makes men apt for passion - Ovid";
Quotation[11] = "Only the first bottle is expensive - French Proverb";
Quotation[12] = "A bottle of wine begs to be shared; I have never met a miserly wine lover - Clifton Fadiman";
Quotation[13] = "Wine is bottled poetry - Robert Louis Stevenson";
Quotation[14] = "Wine brings to light the hidden secrets of the soul - Horace";
Quotation[15] = "A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine - Louis Pasteur";
Quotation[16] = "The primary purpose of wine is to make food taste better - Myra Waldo";
Quotation[17] = "Wine...offers a greater range for enjoyment and appreciation than possibly any other purely sensory thing which may be purchased - Ernest Hemingway";
Quotation[18] = "Gentlemen, in the little moment that remains to us between the crisis and the catastrophe, we may as well drink a glass of Champagne - Paul Claudel";
Quotation[19] = "It provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance - William Shakespeare";
Quotation[20] = "A man is never drunk if he can lie on the floor without holding on - Joe E. Lewis";
Quotation[21] = "Ah, bottle my friend, why do you empty yourself - Moliëre";
Quotation[22] = "Wine : the beverage that makes you see double and act single. - Clive Torr";
Quotation[23] = "Nothing makes the future look so rosy as to contemplate it through a glass of Chambertin. - NAPOLEON BONAPARTE";

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var Q = Quotation.length;
var whichQuotation=Math.round(Math.random()*(Q-1));
function showQuotation(){document.write(Quotation[whichQuotation]);}
showQuotation();